Perfektes Englisch und keiner merkt's...

Two strangers meet in New York.

A: Hello Sir! How goes it you?

B: Oh, thank you for the afterquestion.

A: Are your already long here?

B: No, first a pair days. I´m not out New Nork.

A: Thunderweather, that overrushes me, you see not so out.

B: That can yes beforecome. But now what other: my hairs stood to mountains as I the traffic saw. So much cars gives it here.

A: You are heavy on the woodway if you believe that in New York horsedroveworks go.

B: Will we now drink a beer? My throat is outdried. But look, there is a guesthouse, let us there man go!

A: That is a good idea. Equal goes it loose, I will only my shoeband close.

B: Here we are. Make me please the door open.

A: But there is a beforehangingcastle, the economy is to. How sorry! Then I will go back to the hotel, it is already retard. On againsee!

B: Oh, yes, I will too go. I must become my draught to Boston. Auf Wiedersehen!

A: Nanu, Sie sind Deutscher?

B: Ja, Sie auch? Das wundert mich aber. Ihr Englisch ist so hervorragend, dass ich es gar nicht bemerkt hätte..